Friday, June 25, 2010

Murder Mystery


The victim was found in the seat compartment of a pink mini truck. He is believed to have been minding his own business at the time; witnesses say a small, adorable, curly-haired girl was seen in the vicinity near the time of death. She is known to be dangerous to tiny creatures. One witness even saw her in close contact with the victim a short time before the body was discovered. Reportedly, she was holding the victim by one leg and saying, "See?" to those nearby. She has since been taken into custody and bail has been set as a 3-hour nap, awaiting further investigation. Although she has been charged with many incidents of animal mistreatment, she has never been punished, due to the judge's inability to see past her sweet face and charming voice.





3 comments:

  1. At least the suspect didn't attempt to eat the victim. Eww...that's happened a few times in our home.

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  2. I'm not Jay...I'm still Afton.

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  3. Yes. Daniel used to eat ladybugs. Crunch. So...Jay? What's going on? Mocking Jay maybe?

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