Everyone has their modus operandi. Here's our family profile.
Nathan: No matter what is happening, has happened, or is going to happen, I'm innocent. It wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it and I was way over there when it happened, whatever it was.
Daniel: I have no remorse. I don't care how wrong it was, if it was funny or otherwise enjoyable at the time, it was worth it, and I would do it again. In a heartbeat. Oh, you want me to at least say "sorry"? I can do that...while giggling uncontrollably.
Stephanie: Plea bargaining. I'm cute and I know it. There's a lot of exciting trouble out there just waiting for me to find it. I will just flash my pearly-whites and get you to agree to a lighter sentence.
Me: It's possible I might have been a little bit wrong, but I'm sure I'm not completely wrong, and I'm certainly not the only one who's wrong here. In fact, maybe I'll just go ahead and change the law in my favor before anyone realizes what's happening.
Eric: Go ahead. Cuff me. I plead guilty, let's just get the punishment overwith. It's quicker this way, even if I didn't do it.
There. Now you know our family a teensy-bit better. That's us in a nut-cell. Or nutshell.
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